We also get a half day today, so that all the ladies can get their hair "did" and I can shave or whatever. Because of all this, I'm strapped on time and talent, but thanks to friend and funny lady, Amy Witry and others, I'm going to leave you with one of our favorite segments: Annoying Expressions From the Office!
"That being said..."- So basically you just wasted our time with your first long-ass monologue and are now going to say, "Yes."
"At the end of the day..."- What, are you about to sing the opening line from Les Miserables? "At the end of the day you're another day older..." Because if you are, I'm going to bust out a mean barricade box shuffle.
"To be honest..." or "To tell the truth..." - No, please continue lying like you have been during all those meetings when the boss is around and you've been kissing ass. Don't try to be all "honest" and shit with me like we're now going to be friends.
"Let's start thinking outside the box..." - Yes, because thinking inside the box is EXACTLY what I've been doing. Because everyone knows that up until this season, boxes were totally in fashion-- especially with mimes. But now I understand that I need to move on. Thanks.
"Who drank my Diet Coke?" - Ew. That one came from Amy and I don't have a response. But really? Do you want the answer (unless there was rum in it)?
Please feel free to leave your favorite expressions.